pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm, via adventures-and-books)

Timestamp: 1409281881

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

(Source: ds0tm, via adventures-and-books)

date yourself a man who knows what he wants and goes after what he wants

that knows he wants you and demonstrates that you’re exactly what he wants

stop dealing with wishy washy, indecisive, maybe/perhaps/kinda/sorta men

(Source: youngblackandvegan, via bryarly)

(via liightup)

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

(via fudgepuff)

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(Source: sandandglass, via adventures-and-books)

Timestamp: 1409281226

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via lacigreen)

Timestamp: 1409280997

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via lacigreen)

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

(Source: baahts, via lacigreen)

Timestamp: 1409280985

fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

(via outraged)

(Source: msfili, via taylorkitschlively)

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nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via adventures-and-books)

Timestamp: 1409280888

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via adventures-and-books)

disarms:

blazin??? more like prayzin stay in church

(via outraged)

officialsamwinchester:

do u ever put on a shirt and look in the mirror and go

"no. this does not represent the full potential of my boobs"

(via adventures-and-books)